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Logline: The self-appointed CEO of Bitcoin discovers that the only thing more volatile than a bonding curve is his own peer-reviewed ego—one Scientific Letter at a time. Professor Doctor Sir Kweg S Wong esq. vends deadpan "Scientific Letters" through a path402 press—peer reviews nobody asked for—while filing patents that are definitely not about submarines. Fake journals, self-citing citations, and a blockchain treated like a faculty meeting he always chairs. Somewhere between a maritime accident and an elephant in the room, $KWEG is the ticker for a footnote that demands an appendix. Satirical institution comedy in the neon "magic adventure" world of KWEGWONG—not financial advice.
The pitch — full draft
Logline: The self-appointed CEO of Bitcoin discovers that the only thing more volatile than a bonding curve is his own peer-reviewed ego—one Scientific Letter at a time. Professor Doctor Sir Kweg S Wong esq. vends deadpan "Scientific Letters" through a path402 press—peer reviews nobody asked for—while filing patents that are definitely not about submarines. Fake journals, self-citing citations, and a blockchain treated like a faculty meeting he always chairs. Somewhere between a maritime accident and an elephant in the room, $KWEG is the ticker for a footnote that demands an appendix. Satirical institution comedy in the neon "magic adventure" world of KWEGWONG—not financial advice.
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Screenplay draft
In the neon glow of digital chaos, one man crowns himself king of the blockchain. His ego, more volatile than any market crash, fuels a empire of fake journals and self-serving lies. As peer reviews turn to weapons and patents unravel like sinking ships, the truth begins to surface. Watch as his underwater world of illusions collides with reality's unforgiving tide. In this satirical odyssey of ambition and absurdity, the facade crumbles one letter at a time. The hook is set—will his empire survive the storm? $KWEG.
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