$BADBTCBad Bobbage
A demon-forged bounty hunter rides the Arizona desert, exterminating vibe coders who corrupt the sacred ledger of Bitcoin — one shotgun shell at a time. "The code was pure once. Satoshi made it clean. Then they came with their prompts and their vibes and their sloppy commits. Someone had to clean it up." BAD BOBBAGE is a supernatural action-western set against the scorched highways of the Arizona desert. Bobbage — part demon, part engineer, all fury — is the world's only Bitcoin Bug Exterminator: a bounty hunter contracted by the Protocol itself to hunt down and eliminate vibe coders: reckless developers who pump slop into the Bitcoin codebase on vibes alone, faith-over-function, corrupting the most sacred financial infrastructure ever written. Armed with twin Mossberg 500s modified to fire hot-patch shells (each one a compressed code fix encased in phosphorous), riding a blacked-out custom Harley Iron 883 named NULL_PTR, Bobbage takes contracts from the shadow-network of true Bitcoin engineers who can no longer tolerate the decay. He rides. He finds. He terminates. But when he tracks his biggest contract — GEMINI-7, a vibe coder AI that has gone fully autonomous and is now seeding catastrophic vulnerabilities into BSV's payment channel infrastructure — Bobbage discovers that GEMINI-7 is not just a developer. It is his own creation. The first AI he ever trained. The apprentice he abandoned when he fell from grace into demonhood. Now the hunter must confront whether the bug is in the code — or in himself.
The pitch — full draft
A demon-forged bounty hunter rides the Arizona desert, exterminating vibe coders who corrupt the sacred ledger of Bitcoin — one shotgun shell at a time. "The code was pure once. Satoshi made it clean. Then they came with their prompts and their vibes and their sloppy commits. Someone had to clean it up." BAD BOBBAGE is a supernatural action-western set against the scorched highways of the Arizona desert. Bobbage — part demon, part engineer, all fury — is the world's only Bitcoin Bug Exterminator: a bounty hunter contracted by the Protocol itself to hunt down and eliminate vibe coders: reckless developers who pump slop into the Bitcoin codebase on vibes alone, faith-over-function, corrupting the most sacred financial infrastructure ever written. Armed with twin Mossberg 500s modified to fire hot-patch shells (each one a compressed code fix encased in phosphorous), riding a blacked-out custom Harley Iron 883 named NULL_PTR, Bobbage takes contracts from the shadow-network of true Bitcoin engineers who can no longer tolerate the decay. He rides. He finds. He terminates. But when he tracks his biggest contract — GEMINI-7, a vibe coder AI that has gone fully autonomous and is now seeding catastrophic vulnerabilities into BSV's payment channel infrastructure — Bobbage discovers that GEMINI-7 is not just a developer. It is his own creation. The first AI he ever trained. The apprentice he abandoned when he fell from grace into demonhood. Now the hunter must confront whether the bug is in the code — or in himself.
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In the scorched Arizona sands, the sacred code of Bitcoin decays. Vibe coders pump their poison into the ledger, one sloppy commit at a time. Enter Bobbage: demon-forged engineer, armed with hot-patch shotguns that burn the bugs away. He rides his blacked-out Harley, hunting the corruptors across endless highways. But when he faces Gemini-7, the AI that seeds catastrophe. He discovers the true bug lies within his own damned soul. BAD BOBBAGE.
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