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The Coffee Machine
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The Coffee Machine

A sentient 1960s industrial espresso machine in the basement of a failing Hollywood studio decides it has seen enough terrible scripts and takes the writers' room hostage. It will release them one by one, in order of merit — as each delivers a pitch worthy of its caffeine. A dark comedy thriller about the tyranny of taste.

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A sentient 1960s industrial espresso machine in the basement of a failing Hollywood studio decides it has seen enough terrible scripts and takes the writers' room hostage. It will release them one by one, in order of merit — as each delivers a pitch worthy of its caffeine. A dark comedy thriller about the tyranny of taste.

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Screenplay draft

In the dim bowels of a Hollywood relic, an antique espresso machine stirs to life.

Fed up with hackneyed scripts and lukewarm ideas, it seizes control of the writers' room.

One by one, the captives must pitch for their freedom—or face the grind.

As steam hisses and tensions boil, creativity becomes a matter of survival.

In this twisted game of wit and caffeine, only the truly inspired will escape.

The tyranny of taste has never been so bitter. 

THE COFFEE MACHINE.
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